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​Rap Made Easy

This song is by MaxNormal.TV and appears on the album Good Morning South Africa (2008).

Max normal
Ok, listen up, it's a brand new track
But first what I need to know is can you rap
If not, don't worry just follow me
Nice and carefully maybe soon you can also be

Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat
Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak
Always connect, make sure they heard what you said
Max Normal.TV with rap made easy

Step one: Take a deep breath
You sound weak if you don't inhale deep before you speak
Let's get ready to speak on the beat
No dreary flows, here we go, repeat after me:

Mic Check, one two. Am I coming through?
Nice and Clear. Yes, I am here.

Yo landi
Mic Check, one two. Am I coming through?
Nice and Clear. Yes, I am here.

Max normal
Very good, let's get ready for step two
We got the funky beat to help you all get loose
Here we go again, let's get ready to speak on the beat
Four lines this time, repeat after me:

Den, deden den uh! Yes, yes
It's the mighty me on the mic dressed fresh
Tss! Out the box, individual
I think, like I look, like I sound original

Yo landi
Den, deden den uh! Yes, yes
It's the mighty me on the mic dressed fresh
Tss! Out the box, individual
I think, like I look, like I sound original

Max normal
Now you holding that mic tight, rhyming to the beat
Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak
Always connect, make sure they heard what you said
Max Normal.TV with rap made easy

Mh, let's see. Oh, yes. Step three!
Only the best best beats impress me
But now let's get ready to speak on the beat
You doing good, here we go, repeat after me:

I'm always
Upgrading
Innovating
Educating
Entertaining
But I'm not a copy cat serving second hand flavor
I'm not a parasite, I'm a creator

Yo landi
I'm always
Upgrading
Innovating
Educating
Entertaining
But I'm not a copy cat serving second hand flavor
I'm not a parasite, I'm a creator

Max normal
Ah, now let's get into step four
Are you ready to get raw?
Wonderful, we on the ball let's speak on the beat
Here we go, check it, check it, repeat after me:

I've been into rap since back in the day
My parents thought it was just a phase or a craze
But look at me now, I'm still going through this phase in the days
Checking out the ways this phase pays

Yo landi
I've been into rap since fuck knows when
My parents don't even know what rap is
Making mistakes is not that kiff
Practise, practise! you got that kids?

Max normal
OK, so Yo-Landi Visser wants to get live
OK, let's pump up the jam and take it to step five
Remember to take a deep breath, before you speak on the beat
OK now, repeat after me:

You travelling through an indefinite darkness
Absorbed by the gentle sentimental hum of your starship
There's always a lot of uncommon phenomena upon your monitor
All of a sudden a beautiful shot of andromeda pops up
Check it out!
Ok, your turn. Go!

Yo-landi
You travelling through an indefinite darkness
Absorbed by the gentle sentimental ... fok

Max normal
Uh huh, practise, practise, if you wanna follow me
Terminal velocity, soon you can also be

Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat
Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak
Always connect, make sure they heard what you said
Max Normal.TV - live and direct

Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat
Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak
Always connect, make sure they heard what you said
Max Normal.TV, with rap made easy

Yo-landi
Yo, yo, yo-yo-yo-yo Yo-Landi
So, so, so-so-so-so so funky

(GOMMIE: Gooi meisie! x4)