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​Small Car

This song is by Marvin Pontiac.

This is a story about a place
Very, very, very far away from here
Where tiny little farmers lived with their families
And small one-inch long barking dogs
And they made their cars out of cans.

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'

These farmers thought there must be a way, to know why the stars are shining, and they wanted to see, and they decided to go on a mission.

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'

So they decided to go for a ride and they drove on the highway, they drove on the highways past the armadillos, like the armadillos in Switzerland and they said: "Oh... It is so beautiful!"

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'

And: As they drove they looked from car to car, smiling at each other, as they drove, past each other as they drove, past each other.
And they smiled and they said: "Hello farmer!" They said "hello" to each other. "Hello farmer" (hello farmer, hello farmer) "hello farmer, hello farmer, hello, hello"

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'

And there were birds flying in the sky and the farmers looked up and pointed at the birds and said "look! look!" And the birds flow and swooped down upon the cars in a friendly fashion.

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'

And finally, the farmers reached a place where the people were much, much bigger than they were, these people were actually normal size as we know them. And they did not make their cars out of cans, but they made their cars out of metal, and they used cans as cans. And these people were giants to the farmers. And they had some fear. But they were strong and noble these farmers, and the decided that they did not belong here, and that this was not a good place for them.

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'

And so they turned around and drove home. But they had a nice day. They had had a nice day!

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'

And they arrived home, and they got out of their cars and the husbands and the wives smiled at each other. And the children played in the yard. But they still to this day, they remember the time when they all went out.

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'

I have only one thing to say to you, I have only one thing to say to you, I have one thing to say to you. And that is the next time you are not feeling so well try remember the day the farmers, the little grey farmers went out on a long drive.

In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car,
In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin'