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If I Had a Boat

This song is by Lyle Lovett and appears on the album Pontiac (1987) and on the live album Live In Texas (1999).

And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

Now if I were Roy Rogers I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

The mystery masked man was smart he got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter and one day said, "Kemosabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea"

And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning I wouldn't need no sneakers
Well I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree and scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if I had a boat I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat
I said me upon my pony on my boat

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