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Be Careful, There's A Baby In The House

This song is by Loudon Wainwright III and appears on the album Album II (1971).

Be careful there's a baby in the house
And a baby will not be fooled
It will think and do what it wants to
Until you get it schooled

Be careful there's a baby in the house
And a baby will play it for real
If your I love you is an IOU
Don't expect to get a good deal

Look out momma, look out dad
Your bundle of joy will not be had
If the blanket is blue if the blanket is pink
You'd best watch what you do
You'd best watch what you think

Be careful there's a baby in the house
And a baby can spot your schtick
All the coochy coochy coo is a lot of poo poo
When you spread it on that thick

Be careful there's a baby in the house
And a baby is better than smart
It can waddle through all the stuff you do
Never mind your big head start

Written by:

Loudon Wainwright III