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​White People (Scene)

This song is by Logic and appears on the album The Incredible True Story (2015).

(Skit)
WILLIAM KAI: Yeah, then the bitch said "use a condom", and I said "baby, there's like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?"

QUENTIN THOMAS: You didn't say that

WILLIAM KAI: Man, yes I did

QUENTIN THOMAS: No, you didn't

WILLIAM KAI: I'm a grown ass man, what? I'ma lie to you? I'ma lie?All right, maybe I just thought it, but damn, she was just so butt naked I'd wrap up with a trash bag just to get it, you know what I'm saying?

THALIA: Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship
QUENTIN THOMAS: What?

WILLIAM KAI: Impossible

QUENTIN THOMAS: How far?

THALIA: 32 kilometers


QUENTIN THOMAS: Shit. HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over

HEADQUARTERS: HQ here. What is it, Thomas?

QUENTIN THOMAS: My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that's now 31 kilometers out

HEADQUARTERS: Did you just say another ship?

WILLIAM KAI: Yeah, that's what he said, another fuckin' ship in the middle of space, man

THALIA: I've gathered information from the ship's motherboard

HEADQUARTERS: Engage the ship

WILLIAM KAI: What?

QUENTIN THOMAS: Copy

THALIA: I'm receiving audio embedded in the ship's distress signal
WILLIAM KAI: Man, why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man

QUENTIN THOMAS: Shut up Kai - Thalia, play that message

THALIA: You got it


CHRISTOPHER SMITH: This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1. The year is 2093. Time unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking

WILLIAM KAI: Aw, hell nah, we gotta get the fuck outta here man

QUENTIN THOMAS: HQ, engagement is a no go, permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?

HEADQUARTERS: Permission granted

WILLIAM KAI: Man thank God

Written by:

Logic