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Shaniqua

This song is by Little T and One Track Mike and appears on the album Fome Is Dape (2001).

Hello?
Nah, nah, she don't live here, man
I thought I told you
Yo I think you need to step off, all right?
Moved into my apartment at the University
The only one who lives here's me
So why the phone ring all day long
I got no friends 'cept Mike and he's gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
Go to my room it's a telephone riot
Ring-aling-aling
Every time I take a step can't sleep can't eat can't breathe can't get
Any of my work done
'Cause people keep callin' with the same damn question
(Hello, is Shaniqua there?)
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you got the wrong number
This is Little T
(You mean Shaniqua's brother?)
Man, can't you just leave me alone
This ain't Shaniqua's house this ain't her phone
And don't call back again
'Cause if you do you know the answer man:

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
(Is Shaniqua there?)
Hell no
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
(Is Shaniqua there?)
Hell no

I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pot-head with too many zits?
A movie star with inflatable tits
Does she take the train
Or drive in a car?
Does she work at the office
Or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know
She could be albino for all I care
(Hello is Shaniqua there?)
Yeah, she is but she can't talk now
She's busy milkin' purple cow
And talkin' to the Easter bunny
(Man you think you're funny)
Shuttup Beavis I told you six times before
Shaniqua don't live here no more

Check my machine on Friday there were 22 messages
Man I can't win at this
One said:
(This is for the kid livin' with Shaniqua
You want that chick you can keep her)
Will this ever cease?
So I can get some sleep
Shaniqua moved out
Leave your message at the beep
(Yo, Shaniqua, I love you, call me)

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