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Suicide Song

This song is by Lee Evans.

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There was a young man from Gosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em.
His wife said "Jack!
If you don't put them back,
Ill stand on the bastards and squash 'em".

Took a bottle of sleeping pills
Nothing really happened not until
I felt slightly unstable, after looking at the label
They were my wife hormone replacement pills
And my voice went up a semi-tone
And now you can call me Joan, and I've lost half a
Stone

I'm happy, go lucky, things come easy to me
And it's getting me down, I just wanner be six feet
Under ground.

I jumped from a bridge, but what I did not envisage
As I neared the ground, there was a tightening sound,
I caught my braces on the side of the fucking bridge.
And I shot up and down again twice,
It was fantastic
I felt revitalized,
It was probably the best time I have had in all my
Fucking life.

Oh yes, I'm happy go lucky.
Things come easy to me, and quite frankly it's getting
Me down,
I just want to be six feet under ground.

I tired cutting me wrists, I tired but I missed.
I caught myself somewhere else instead,
In fact right between me legs.
And now I go and see a gynecologist
And they tried to stitch it back on,
But they stitched it all wrong,
And now it points in a funny direction,
No straight up!

I'm happy, go lucky. Why do things come easy to me?
And it's getting me down.
I just want to be under the ground.
And it won't be long, soon as I finish this song.

Happy go lucky! Yeah, yeah.
Why do things come easy to me? Oh!
It's getting me down, I just want to be under the
Ground. Yeah!
Yeah, it's getting me down.
I just want to be under the ground. Yeah!
Yeah!

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