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Man Woman (Yin & Yang)

This song is by Lazyboy and appears on the album Lazyboy TV (2004).

Man woman boy woman girl girl man boy woman man woman girl boy boy man man woman girl boy boy man woman girl man girl boy girl girl boy man woman boy

Women without a man is nothing
Women... without her, man is nothing

Yin and yang, yeah you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance

Women have their faults
Men have only two
Everything they say and everything they do

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage
They've experienced pain
And have bought jewelry
Women have two weapons
Cosmetics and tears

I'm a perfect housekeeper
Every time I leave a man I keep his house
No woman has ever hated a man
Enough to give him back his diamonds

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time

Yin and yang, yeah you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance
Yin and yang, yeah you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance

Man woman boy woman girl girl man boy woman man woman girl boy boy man man

Men forget everything
Women remember everything

A girl can wait for the right man to come along
But it doesn't stop her from having fun with all the wrong ones in the mean time

The real reason why it's so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Is because they all have boyfriends already

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

Yin and yang, yeah you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance
Yin and yang, yeah you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance

Man woman boy woman girl girl man boy woman man woman girl boy boy man man

Women driver really means
Someone who doesn't speed, tailgates, swear, make obscene gestures
And has a better driving record than men have

It's a guy thing really means
Irrational, illogical, stupid and extremely low

Oh don't fuss I just cut myself, its no big deal
Really means
I'm about to die but before I die
I want you to remember me as a strong proud man who never cries

Man woman boy woman girl girl man boy woman man woman girl boy boy man man

If you want to learn more about a woman
Watch sex in the city
If you want to learn more about men
Take a good look at Homer Simpson

Yin and yang, yeah you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance
Yin and yang, yeah you see the challenge
Get along and keep the balance

The difference between light and hard
Is that men can sleep all night with a light on

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