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​Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage

This song is by Killer Pussy and appears on the album Bikini Wax (1983) and on the compilation Just Can't Get Enough: New Wave Hits of the '80s, Vol. 9 (1994).

Original video
Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah
Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah
Ooh wah ooh
Ooh wah ooh

Teenage, green age, awkward in-between age
(Teenage enema nurse)
I turned fifteen, thought it was a teen scene
(Teenage enema nurse)
Thought it would be easy, but it makes me queasy
I'm a teenage enema nurse

We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse

Must have left a chapter out
In student nursing classes
They never taught me all about
Those tubes and lubes and asses

Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse

They told me, "Stick the nozzle in
There's really nothing to it
It's not a very pretty job
But someone's got to do it"

Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse

We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse
Ow!

Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah
Ooh wah-oh wah-oh wah
Ooh wah ooh
Ooh wah ooh

Teen job, mean job, not a very clean job
(Teenage enema nurse)
Poses with hoses, ain't no bed of roses
(Teenage enema nurse)
There are no vacations, just evacuations
(Teenage enema nurse)

We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse

I've had my first emergency
It made me so disgusted
The bag swelled up with urgency
To empty, and it busted

Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse

The work is shit, the pay is low
I labor night and day
I'd quit but I'm so broke, I know
I'll never find a way


Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse

We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse

This job stinks!

Written by:

Robert X. Planet, Rick Hendel, Les A Go Go, and Lucy LaMode