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Planet Exile

This song is by K-Rino.

I woke up lost, disoriented and rattled
Traumatized, confused and fatigued from the travel
Had just lost a battle now I'm light years away from free
And back on the Earth there was an imposter replacing me
But somehow I'm not afraid amazingly
I'm laying in a tub with a beautiful lady bathing me
Not even thinking about anybody saving me
'Cause they treated me great I was thinking this is the place to be!
But when I stood up the fear struck suddenly
I looked into a mirror and the person in it wasn't me
I was in another form but still myself underneath
Zapped into a new body just like Sam on 'Quantum Leap'
I started screaming, "get me out of this costume!"
Felt just like a claustrophobic person in a locked room
Tried to tear the skin away but that only applied wounds
Attempted to run but got apprehended by five goons
And just to sure us somebody's playing a violin
My first question to them was who's body was I in?
One of them said he must be having delusions
Induced by the news of his impending execution
Huh? wait, hold up, did you say execution?
I'm just a few moments removed from being in Houston
Why you wanna cash my life? I'll admit the bath was nice
Found out later on she was cleaning me for the sacrifice
And after they explained and let me know the danger
Two of the arresting soldiers showed me to a holding chamber
Called me by a name I didn't recognize, Claimed I jeopardized
The planet with the dangerous explosive exercise
And practicing wicked actions and tragic habits
Stealing and casting spells from forbidden magic tablets
Despite my new body I stared at the mirror surprised
The eyes of that other guy then materialized
I looked into the eyes like a crystal ball
He was causing hell on earth and no one could resist at all
And as I watched the fall I beat his fist against the wall
Now I know who's body I was in, I had been switched and robbed!
The same guy who came to Earth and told lies
And stole my identity was out to make my soul die
Claimed that he wanted my brain power and would grab it
But that was a lie 'cause I'm on this planet and I still have it
I'm thinking "dag nabbit", get overcome with scary doubt
I'm taking the fall for every action that he carried out
If It was possible to do I would have free'd myself
My chances ain't looking too good... I think I need some help!
And at that moment the whole room filled with a beam
In my cell appeared the lady who helped me kill the machine
Unlocked my memory to let me know her face again
Then laid out the plan to help me get back to my place again
She said "let's try to figure what we gotta do
To make it back is not impossible, but it's improbable
Your chances of returning are ominous
Cause based on time the light year distance is ten trillion kilometers!"
But what about the portal that I trekked in?
Once he sent me through that door I was here in one second
She said well, that theory I already pre-disposed it
But when I checked the entrance to the portal he had closed it!
And burned the re-opening formula, every trace destroyed
Now the area you entered through is just a spacial void
So we'll need to find another way for this to end
Okay, but out of curiosity, how'd you get here then?
She said I'm not, it's hallucinogenic
Transmission of hallographics producing my image
I'm really in a secret lab in Houston inventing
A powerful formula that we can use when it's finished
Experimental options, I got an opulence
But first you gotta give them a try to test your tolerance
Let's try to bring you back with this minute rewinder
I'll place you inside of this date finder and set the timer
And send you to the day he came and changed the facts on it
Maybe we can stop it if you land at the exact moment
Well if I do how can I give resistance
Take this universal key crystal and simply block the entrance
And keep him on the other side, to nullify his actions
If we pull it off it'll be as if this never happened
Re-thinking, "okay", what do I have to lose?
My avenues for escape had reached dire magnitudes
This'll send you through the continuum, you can fly in this
His initial entry points been found by my scientists
Lets test it to see how ready you are
She blew the switch K, speak to me Whoops, I sent you too far
Activate reversal mode and undo the action
Let's try something different Yeah, 'cause I ain't feeling that one!
Meanwhile it was time to be taken to slaughter
I had been framed for things I never been apart of
And right before the soldiers walked up and closed in
The mystic sapped their molecular mass and froze them!
Now back to work, time is wasted in this cell
It seems to me the Earth and this planet are slightly parallel
I'm thinking that this realm contains portable conditions
Is there a way to switch both planets orbital positions?
She hesitated, then said "well yeah"
But the problem is he'll still be here and you'll be still there
Yeah, that was stupid
Okay, peep, I gotta scam
All you have to do is send my image as a hologram
Back to Earth in the three dimensional way in fact
And when he see's that, he'll think somehow I made it back
She thought about it then said this is perfect
In ten seconds my image was on the Earth's surface
He looked puzzled and nervous
Pulled out a black device
Aimed it at my hologram and pushed the red button twice
The hole opened on his side and my side too
He pushed the hologram and flew right through it when he tried to
He landed in the cell with me and that's when I knew
And right before the hole closed I managed to slide through
I was like "wooh" when I saw it closing
Way out in the universe I then heard an explosion
They had executed him at that moment
The lady came and told me he's a familiar opponent
Handed me a paper with a funny name written in ink
RERECROS, what is this? she said THINK
Rerecrose? I'm wondering, did I say it wrong?
My friends and family were happy that I made it home
Back from a realm that I never again wanna be
But that night this dude's name kept haunting me
4 A.M. it hit me with the force of a meteor
I flipped the name around it said... SORCERER!

That's it!

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