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I Will Be His Missus

This song is by Joss Whedon and Christophe Beck.

Mister Xander Harris--
That's what he is to the world outside,
That's the name he carries with pride.

I'm just lately Anya,
Not very much to the world I know,
All these years with nothing to show.

I've boned a troll,
I've reeked some wrath
But on the whole
I've had no path
I like to bowl
I'm good with math

But who am I?
Now I reply that
"I'm the Mrs.",
I will be his Mrs.

Mrs. Anya Christina
Emanuela Jenkins Harris.

What's the point of loving?
I mean, except for the sweaty part,
What's the point of losing your heart?
Maybe if you're lucky,
Being a pair makes you twice as tall,
Maybe you're not losing at all.

No need to cover up my heart,
Plus I'll see above re: the sweaty part.
So maybe your love is pretty
Smart then so'm I,
I found my guy

And I'll be Mrs.,
I will be his Mrs.
Mrs. Anya lame-ass
Made up maiden name-Harris

We'll never part, not if we can
And if we start then here's my plan
I'll show him what bliss is,
Welcome him with kisses
'Cause this is a Mrs.
Who misses her man

He's my Xander
And he's awfully swell,
It makes financial sense as well,
Although he can be ...
I'll never tell

Just stand aside,
Here comes the bride.
I'll be Mrs.,
I will be his Mrs.
I will be...

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