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​Michael Jackson is Dead

This song is by Jon Lajoie and appears on the album I Kill People (2010).

Original video
"Oh my God, did you hear about Michael Jackson?"
"Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson. It's crazy, right?"
"Yeah, I can't believe it. All of a sudden the media's on his side."
"I know, it's crazy, right?"

Michael Jackson is dead
Don't pretend you give a shit
You motherfucking hypocrites
Remember what you said he did

Michael Jackson is dead
No, you never gave a shit
So why are you pretending
You motherfucking hypocrites?

"Michael Jackson's such a freak"
You'd hear it a thousand times a week
On every fucking TV screen
And every fucking magazine

Yeah sure we liked him for a while
For a few years when he was in style
Then someone said he's a pedophile
And fucking boys is what makes him smile

Then there was a punchline every day
About his Skeletor-like face
And how he loved twelve year old balls
We didn't care if it was true or false

So don't pretend that you give a fuck
Keep talking 'bout how he sucked twelve year old cock
And went from being a cute little black kid
And died as a white skeleton robot

Michael Jackson is dead
Don't pretend you give a shit
You motherfucking hypocrites
Remember what you said he did

Michael Jackson is dead
No, you never gave a shit
So why are you pretending
You motherfucking hypocrites?

Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony?
I wasn't hearing you call him legendary
And when we heard that shit about the Culkin kid
We said "Oh my God, Jacko's motherfucking sick!

He likes fucking kids! He likes fucking kids!"
Nobody was talking 'bout his music
Now if I say he died choking on a kid's dick
You say "Oh my God, that's so offensive!"

Well fuck you you motherfucking cunt-ass bitch
Everyone in the news you hear from motherfucking cribs
On your high horse saying that I'm a demon
'Cause I say he overdosed on a boy's semen

Michael Jackson is dead
Don't pretend you give a shit
You motherfucking hypocrites
Remember what you said he did

Michael Jackson is dead
No, you never gave a shit
So why are you pretending
You motherfucking hypocrites?

"Oh, it's so sad that Michael passed away, we loved him so much."
Really? Really, did you love him?
'Cause from where I'm standing it kinda looked like you hated him
And that you called him a freak and that you wanted him to die

But now that he's dead, you love him
And he's a legend and he's so amazing
And "We love Michael Jackson!"
How about you go fuck yourself you big bunch of fucking hypocrites?

Here, I'm going to do this for you
I'm going to do this for you

Billie Jean was not his lover
Of course she wasn't, she had a vagina
And she was older than twelve years old

Fuck you, hypocrites