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​Harry Potter in 99 Seconds

This song is by Jon Cozart and appears on the single Harry Potter In 99 Seconds (2011).

There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightning scar
Yo Harry, you're a wizard!
Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione!
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger!
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge, the dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man and now the prisoner is at large!
They used time travel, so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather, I don't really get it either

Harry gets put in the Triwizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed...
He's back

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back, now you're a revolutionary, Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him!
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool!
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh!

Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end...

There once was a boy named Harry, who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his final breath...