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Tower of Pimps

This song is by Jeremy Dooley and appears on the single Tower of Pimps (2015).

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T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps
T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps

Here's a history lesson you won't find in the books
Imagine six dudes running rails and dropping down shots
Took one too many and if I recall
Gav left a gold tower standing four blocks tall
Now that tower got trashed and the gold relieved
Converted into powered rails that were designed to achieve
But the tower left a mystifying magical flair
Gold trophies, whole houses, no award could compare
So a couple weeks dropped with a race to bedrock
A run into the nether and some diamonds to restock
No matter how challenging the path they'd take
Awards were simply cheers and the often common handshake
So Geoff and Gavin knew they needed a plan
The Minecraft days were at an end before they even began
So they raced to build a tower and the fans got a glimpse
Of an Ah age starring the Tower of Pimps

T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps
T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps

So the Tower of Pimps had a growing popularity
And non-competing challenges were often a rarity
The race to build a tower was just raking in views
And they needed a way to play off all the good news
So Gav with tools, blocks of gold and creepy creeper disguise on
Took a look at Wipeout appearing on the horizon
A grueling epic course that wasn't waiting for wimps
So whoever wasted Wipeout won the Tower of Pimps
It was a simple idea but God damn did it work
Win a giant gold tower so you can prove what you're worth
March back into the city with that gold to erect
And get to flaunt more gold than Mr. T's neck
So competing for the tower gave the show some branding
Watching, glittering, and glowing deep in Last Man Standing
Geoff watched others fight, kill, and lie for the stack
But they stopped in shock, rocked when he chose to steal it back

T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps
T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps

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T.O.P.

The tower grew from a during drunk drastic decision
Into a real alter-rising realization religion
Run a Labyrinth, elaborate in how it's designed
A Thunderdome with the scope of brutal murders in mind
A Petting Zoo, then a "no" dropped into the Nether
Whether they're digging down, clouding out, enchanting some leather
Never forgetting that the tower is a symbol to keep
A much rarer occurrence than a fucking pink sheep
So they broke a piece off and then melted it down
Molded all the molten gold into a glorious crown
The tower wasn't just a tower, was a symbol of power
And with power came control with maddened kings
And now the tower left a scar on the whole city it made
All six had held the stack and together they gave
The golden idol such a legend that to all those who try
Win the tower and your legend will never ever die

T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps
T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps
T.O.P., T.O.P.
Bow down to the Tower of Pimps

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