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​Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

This song is by Jeff Foxworthy and appears on the album Crank It Up: The Music Album (1996).

Somebody dun gon to the Walmart
Man this the stuff I got for christmas
Well you cleand up what ya get
5 flanle sherts
4 big mut tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a mustang gt
Thers twelve days of christmas
I know that I got it covers look over there in the corner
That's you stuff too!
Ya
Choris
12 packs of bud
11 reslen tickets
10 a copinhagin
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of red men
6 packs of spam
5 flanle sherts
4 big mut tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a mustang gt
Man this ant normle christmas presnts
No ther redneck gifts
Redneck gifts
Ya like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that duble as fishins luers
Of you can berp the intier cours to jingle bells
Or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did of the hi dive
Or if you've ever mist spelled any thing in christmas lights
Or if you leave cold bear and pickeld eggs for santa claus
What's rong with that
I never sead there was something rong with it its just hard to beat

Choris

Well you know you can't really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentery and visit your mamma
Your not lisenin to me get the care key out of your ear
Now I'm gunna do it for you again now listan

Choris