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​I Want To Fuck You

This song is by Jack Black.

This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closely...

You don't always have to fuck her hard,
Infact sometimes that's not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too.

Some times you got to squeeze!
Sometimes you got to say please!

Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gonna fuck you... softly.
I'm gonna screw you gently.
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.
I'm gonna bowl you descreetly!

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally,
I think I got somethin' in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?

That's fuckin' team work!

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.

What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you descreetly,
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely,
But then I'm gonna fuckkk youuu harrrdd... harrddd---