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Armorgian Philosophy

This song is by Jack Armorgie.

Original video
Hello, Good Morning, Jack Armorgie here
And I've got a few points that I'd like to make clear
So I'm gonna send some messages through to your ear
So ladies listen up, cause the A man is here

A stands for Armorgie

I'm about 6'4 and I dress to impress
Sometimes I wear sandals cause the feelings the best
Today I'm wearing sandals so I hope you're impressed
And if it were a little sunnier I'd probably wear a vest

Now every now and then I help my mum with the chores
'Cause then she gives me money and I spend it on whores
But don't think that I'm disrespecting women out there
'Cause I'm not a sexist person and I really do care

When I'm playing in the river I feel really cool
It's better than any old swimming pool
Splish splash splosh splash splish splash splool
Life can be difficult when you're quite tall

That's right!
In my spare time I go down the river

That's right!
I lie on the floor and start to slither

That's right!
I like to pretend that I'm a snake
And if you got a problem with that I'll bake you a cake

Oh yeah!
You heard it from the man himself
Putting the Jack Armorgie into rap music

One last time

Hello, Good Morning, Jack Armorgie here
And I've got a few points that I'd like to make clear
So I'm gonna send some messages through to your ear
So ladies listen up, cause the A man is here

Sometimes I use the hoover cause it makes me feel don 1
Sometimes people interrupt me when I'm having fun
Sometimes my favourite food is a plum
Sometimes most of the time I like to drink rum
Sometimes I make small models out of crumbs
Sometimes I wish I didn't have opposable thumbs

Fuck you apple pie!

Putting the Jack Armorgie into rap music
A stands for Armorgie

Music by:

Jack Armorgie

Lyrics by:

Jack Armorgie

Trivia:

Posted on YouTube, never distributed through other channels. Joint credit is given to Rob Potter.

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