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Ninja

This song is by Insane Clown Posse and appears on the album Tunnel of Love (1996).

Damn I wish I could be a shogun samuri
so I could swing the sword and make your necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
and then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
'cause I remember these kids from the playground
everybody hanged around,we were all down
but then we grew up and everybody turned away
and now they dissin' me yellin' FUCK NERDY J!
I'd sit and think how it would change as I got older
as I think I'd draw a ninja on my folder
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start flingin' on the chalkboard
I'd tell the whole class "nobody move a jiggle
first one that do I'll make your fuckin' neck wiggle"
everyone will start jockin',the news would take my picture
damn I wish I could be a ninja

(Chorus)
Damn I wish I could be a ninja(ninja)(x3)
Damn I wish I could see people up on it

After I was done killing all the yucky FUCKS!
all the poor kids would swing from my NUTS!
and I would walk home feelin' like a samuri
I'd walk in the house and see my mamma cry
I'd ask "why"?she'd point to my drunk pops
he tried to hit her again but that shit stops
I'd kick him in his throat,you'd here his neck break
I'd throw a round house and knock his beard off his face
I'd tell him "dad,now look at all the broken glass
why don'you pick it all up and stick it in your ass"
I'd watch him do it,now hurry up you take forever
when he was done,I'd squeeze his buttcheeks together
now get the fuck out my house,never come back
I'd throw a chinese star and stick him in his ass crack(screams)
I'd talk to my mother,"I'm sorry daddy hitcha"
damn I wish I could be a ninja.

(Chorus)

If I could be a ninja,my dad'll be dead but
I sill gotta go to work and pay the rent
I flip french fries,for $2.25
Mr.Donny works here,he's fuckin' 45!
but he think he the shit 'cause he the boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I'd walk in about 5 minutes late
(man screaming)'cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade
so Mr.Donny want to try to get up in my face
screamin' at me,sweatin' over this place
mad 'cause I'm late,he's no better than me
JUST ANOTHER BITCH WORKIN' FOR NEXTS TO FREE!
I thought about takin' my ninja steel
and cutin' up his body and fry him on the grill
but he's too fuckin' wack and I could kill this bitch
and I don't even need to be a ninja

(chorus)(x7)

[violent J]
yeah yeah I'm a ninja yeah FUCK THAT,I'M A WICKED CLOWN BITCH!
HA HA HA HA!

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