Ian Dury And The Blockheads:Fuck Off Noddy Lyrics

1,900,492pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share
Fuck Off Noddy

This song is by Ian Dury and the Blockheads.

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
'And what are you up to?' said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell

Singing: 'fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat'
'Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat'

Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffet's been sick as a dog

Singing: 'fuck off Noddy, you little prick'
'Fuck off Noddy, you get on my wick'

Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezy's flaked out, he can't see the point
'Fuck this for a lark' said Sweet Jack of Hearts
'Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?'

Singing: 'fuck off Noddy you bloodless berk'
'Fuck off Noddy, you're just a jerk'

Fuck off Noddy, you smelly turd
Fuck off Noddy you're so absurd
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat
Fuck off Noddy you little wimp
Fuck off Noddy you're a piss brained shrimp
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.