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​Red (Letter)

This song is by Ian Dury and appears on the album Lord Upminster (1981).

"Dear Parrot, I love you so deeply and true"
Said Reggie destroyed and upset
"Dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall I do?"
Said Dinky, your kinky love-pet

"Dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge"
"Dear Porky, I ache for your touch"
"Dear Dishy I'll meet you on Battersea Bridge"
"Dear Bonny come back to our hutch"

And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter

"Dear Stinky, I miss your silly old pongs"
From Beaky, who hungers for fun
"Dear Saucy I offer redundant regards"
Said Lucky who hasn't had none

Said Nonscene; "I've had it right up to my ears"
From Fiery who never grows cold
"Oh gosh, how I love you, I tell you no lies"
Said Harley, before I'm too old

And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter

"Dear Parrot, I love you so deeply and true"
Said Reggie destroyed and upset
"Dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall I do?"
Said Dinky, your kinky love-pet

"Dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge"
"Dear Porky, I ache for your touch"
"Dear Dishy I'll meet you on Battersea Bridge"
"Dear Bonny come back to our hutch"

And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter