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Not Penis Cream

This song is by I Voted for Kodos and appears on the EP Not Penis Cream (2003).

I've found a new beauty secret for my Rod
It feels so good when I rub it all over ..Todd!
So soft and silky with the most beautiful sheen
It came in a box labeled ...

Not Penis Cream!
Not Penis Cream!

Saw it on TV and I ordered on the phone
Three to five days rush delivered to my home
Then in my mailman's eye I saw a knowing glean
He handed me a box labeled ...

Not Penis Cream!
Not Penis Cream!

It could be almost anything
CD's or girly magazines
A baseball glove or a year's supply of Spam
But on thing's for sure, yeah yeah

It's Not Penis Cream!
It's Not Penis Cream!
It's Not Penis Cream!
It's Not Penis Cream!

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