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​Colostomy Coitus

This song is by I Shit on Your Face and appears on the album Anal Barbeque (2005).

Very old married couple
Relation destroyed by the weight of years
Lack of interest in sexual intercourse
But disease brought life from fears

Giant neoplasia at grandmas rectum
Flux strangled, infected necrosis
Medicine gave her another chance
Malignant mass totally dried up

Surgeons sewed shut her ass
Created permanent colostomy

Old man feels erection again
In wet, hot, abdominal cavity
Cum and shit mixing forever
Elder fucking the colostomy

Ancient penis pumping in
Diarrhea, foul and black
From apathic piece of flesh
To decrepit kleptomaniac

Tight brand new ass
Grandpa will do forever