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​If I Went The Gay Way

This song is by Howard Stern.

This song is a parody of "I Want It That Way" by ​Backstreet Boys.
Original video
Howard Stern:
This song... makes me cry, makes me crave... a man's backside
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay
I watch... the telly While Ralph... shaves my belly
People wonderin' if I'm still straight... am I going gay?
Get K-Y... this song makes my butt ache
Need a Guy... homo love could be a mistake
Get K.Y... Men's backside's are a dirty place
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris:
Jackie... bend ooover, and bark loud... like Ro-ver...
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way

Howard Stern:
Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy
Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and see my butt cheeks
Get K-Y!.. I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris:
Will there be pain, man I can not explain, what's coming over me?
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!

Howard Stern:
I watch... the telly... while Ralph... shaves my belly

Homo... homo... homo... homo... homo... With every passing day!

Howard Stern:
Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter?
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would say!
If I went the gay way

Get K-Y!.. I really Need a Sphincter
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would say
If I went the gay way

Get K-Y!..Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter
Get K-Y!..Di stincter, stincter, stincter
Get K-Y!..I wonder what my wife would say
If I went the gay way

If I... went the gay way

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