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Mushnik & Son

This song is by Howard Ashman and appears on the musical Little Shop of Horrors (1982) by Alan Menken and on the musical soundtrack Little Shop of Horrors (2003) by Alan Menken.

Mushnik
Seymour

Seymour
Sir?

Mushnik
How would you like to be my son?
How would you like to be my own
Adopted boy?
(I never liked him much before,
But count the cash that's in
The drawer
I've got no choice- I'm much
Too poor)
Say yes

Seymour
What for?

Mushnik
Seymour I want to be your dad
I'll gladly treat you
Like my blood
And my own flesh

Seymour
Like Ozzie Nelson, Dave and Rick?

Mushnik
Like Honey Fitz and take your pick

Seymour
Then kiss me quick,
I'll be your son

Mushnik
Don't make me sick,
Just be my son

Mushnik and Seymour
Mushnik and Son sounds great
Three words with the ring of fate

Mushnik
So say you'll incorporate with me.
A florist's dream come true
Mushnik and his boychik, you-
What business we'll do for F.T.D.

Mushnik and Seymour
Like Andy Hardy and the Judge
Like Zeus and Mercury
Like Dumas Fils and Pere

Seymour
In trouble sickness and in health

Mushnik
We'll share the plant and share the wealth
I'll call my lawyer

Seymour
Call me son

Mushnik and Seymour
Mushnik and Son, that's that

Seymour
Officially I'm your brat

Mushnik and Seymour
Consider the matter closed and done
Now to the world let's stick
Our Senior and Junior shtick

Seymour
Through thin and through thick

Mushnik
Through sloppy and slick

Mushnik and Seymour
Through kiss and through kick
Mushnik and Son!

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