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​Web Love

This song is by Hot Dad and appears on the EP Webs (2015).

Original video
You're growing up, you finally got a website now
You're learning things, new fantasies and virtual realms
I know it ain't easy
You're taking chances in the World Wide West

Fighting and snark, digital deviancy
There's got to be a better way

Oh, oh, oh
We need some help from above
And what it's gonna take is Web Love
Open arms, digital kisses and hugs
The only catalyst for change is Web Love

You're posting things, one-word comments on the YouTube vids
Haha, you found a meme, I don't get it, but I'm glad you did
I know it ain't easy
The cacaphony of digital laughs

Voting thumbs down, unfriending me on FB
There's got to be a better way

Oh, oh, oh
We need some help from above
And what it's gonna take is Web Love
Open arms, digital kisses and hugs
The only catalyst for change is Web Love

Being nice is really, really cool
And if you ain't nice, you are a fool
Checkin' out memes, all damn day
I love to click, and I love to play
Getting on the 'net is my favorite thing
I love expressing myself with digital bling
Animated gifs on the side of my car
They don't actually move, but you assume they do
I'm the king of the web, I've got a digital crown
If you're mean to my friends, I don't want you around
I post lots of nude pictures of myself
And if you post negative comments, I'll take them down
All this hostility, it ain't no thrill
Makes me wanna fight, makes me wanna kill
I'm telling you people, you've gotta be nice
Web Love 2010 or pay the ultimate price

Oh, oh, oh
We need some help from above
And what it's gonna take is Web Love
Open arms, digital kisses and hugs
The only catalyst for change is Web Love