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​Marco Rubio

This song is by Hot Dad and appears on the album Are President (2015).

Original video
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Rubio

Watching TV in my dreams the other day
Heard that Marco Rubio was here to stay
He's runnin' for prez, campaigning like crazy
Not gonna try hard, so my rap'll be lazy
Republican party, the last time I heard
His performance at Debate™ was really absurd
Taking on the Trump, the Carson, the Cruz, too
Marco Rubio is the man for you

Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Rubio

So I went to my fridge, tryna grab a beer
Comin' around the corner, what did I hear?
A Thump! Thump! Thump! Nasty squeakin' from my bed
I looked at my cock, no, it wasn't in my bed
I started approaching, I heard some groans
It was really apparent that I wasn't alone
I tippity-tip-toe, moving awfully slow
She's screaming his name and it's "Marco Rubio!"
I can't resist, I open up the door
Marco is balls-deep in a CEO
He's cutting her taxes with every thrust
She's flush with cash, I know she's gonna bust
"Treat my workers like shit!"
He screams, "Okay!"
They're eliminating sick-leave and lowering pay
Boom, they cum, so I hurry and slam the door.
I pass out fast, my head settles on the floor

Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Rubio