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​Zombie In Denial

This song is by Holy Moly.

Hello, hello, how are you?
I'm doing fine. I'm very well. And you?
I'm kinda scared, I just don't wanna die.
What do you mean? I'm just a normal guy.

I don't, I don't know how to tell you...
Your eyes are bugged out, man,
Your skin's turned blue.
You ate the brains of all my family,
You're a zombie, man,
Please oh don't kill me!

Well whaddaya mean? Whaddaya mean?
I'm not no fuckin' zombie!
I'm sitting here minding my business,
Why you gotta be like this?
'Cause my hands are red and my lips are too?
How do I know it wasn't you?
You could be some kinda killer dude!
Maybe you like cerebellum stew!

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
If you don't mind I think that I'll just leave.
No you won't. You'll sit there like I want you to!
Man, oh man, you're really kinda rude.

Now whaddaya mean? Whaddaya mean?
I'm not no fuckin' zombie!
I'm sitting here minding my business,
Why you gotta be like this?
Now... I didn't kill your family.
Maybe you like your blood in fees.
Maybe you like your lungs with salt,
But I didn't kill them. It's not my fault.

Please, oh please sir, don't get mad
But can you stop stop chewing on my left hand?
Man oh man, you're getting on my last zom-- I mean, manly nerve.
Now shut up boy or I'll save you no dessert.

Now whaddaya mean? Whaddaya mean?
Thought you weren't gonna chomp on me.
I'm sitting her minding my business,
Why you gotta be like this?
Now... I told you that you were undead
And now your teeth around my head.
Let me let me let me let me die in peace,
Please oh please stop chewing on me.

Whaddaya mean? Whaddaya mean?
I'm not no fuckin' zombie!
I'm sitting here minding my business,
Why you gotta be like this?
Maybe you like your bones to go,
Maybe you like your collagen dough,
Maybe you like your platelets that flow.
But man oh man...
Where did you go?
Where'd you go, man?