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Muggle Magic

This song is by Hogwarts Trainwreck and appears on the album Hogwarts Trainwreck (2007).

Look at all the magic muggles have got
Television, cell phones, teflon pots
Microwave ovens, ding! - that's hot
Kind of puts a wizard on the spot

You say you've got a broom well good for you
Last time I rode mine, my lips turned blue
I'd rather have a mustang, yes it's true
Anything with a heater that works would do

Who would a thought that magic could be replaced
By elevators, airplanes, and satellites up in space

They wanna talk to a friend they just pick up the phone
No head in a fire like a roasted scone
When they send a letter they just stick on a stamp
No bloody owls - why can't we do that
They've got laptops, we've got quills
We've got potions and they've got pills
Here's a question, can you tell me this
Which is the magic and who is the witch

Who would a thought that magic could be replaced
By elevators, airplanes, and satellites up in space

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