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​Half A Giant

This song is by Hogwarts Trainwreck and appears on the album Hogwarts Trainwreck (2007).

I can see ya staring; hear the stuff you're saying
Laughing 'bout my size
Your daddy may be rich, but you're just a creepy snitch
I wouldn't tell no lies
What a pure-blooded brat, just a sneaky little rat
You'd better watch your mouth
Keep a civil tongue, 'cause there's nowhere you can run
East, west, north or south

These are just the facts, a mathematical truth
Even though I'm only half a giant, I'm twice as big as you

My daddy was a wizard from his toes up to his gizzard
I miss him to this day
He wed a giantess - as mums they ain't the best
I was born and then she went away
Soon outgrew my dad when I was just a lad
I'd set him on my knee
He was kind; he was sweet and a gentleman complete
But that don't go for me

These are the facts, a mathematical truth
Even though I'm only half a giant, I'm twice as big as you

So a word to the wise if I heard a Slytherin cry
I think I'd like the sound
I'm just waiting for a chance to take you for a dance
And stomp you in the ground
I know you think I'm dumb, that don't hurt me none
You just give the sign
One little smirk and I'll turn you into dirt
The pleasure would be mine