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​Crab Dance

This song is by Hetero Face.

You do that crab dance, a raving one man stance

And I'll play my guitar, backed by bass and drums

This was a secret that I couldn't keep, but

Just go round the corner and dance on your own

We will come join ya when we think we've learnt it

But if we take ages just come back and teach us

I promise it won't be

A one man party

I promise I won't cry

I'll learn it before it comes to that

See, I know a lad that can do the ole crab dance

And when I attempt it, it is called the crap dance

I know a lad that can do the ole crab dance

With a bottle of beer, hes anyone's crab

One, two, three, four

Buy a stake in this, invest as you witness

As this is a trademark so throw in your notes

Cancel my plans that I made with the stripper

This is called dancing! Result: that 'en trance' thing

This was a secret that I couldn't keep, but

Just go round the corner and dance on your own

We will come join ya when we think we've learnt it

But if we take ages just come back and teach us

I promise it won't be

A one man party

I promise I won't cry

I'll learn it before it comes to that

See, I know a lad that can do the ole crab dance

And when I attempt it, it is called the crap dance

I know a lad that can do the ole crab dance

With a bottle of beer, hes anyone's crab

One, two, three, four