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​A Day With Barney

This song is by Here Today Gone Tomorrow.

Late on day I saw him there he was walking his dog talking to the air so I walked up to him and I said "Hey Barney that's a really nice cat" he looked at me and then he said "What do you mean it's a friggen dog" I laughed at him as he chased away singing:

What's the weather today?
Your so friggen gay,
You really scare me so please just stay away.

When I got home I started thinking maybe he thought I was drinking from the bottle of gin I threw at him that friggen bastard picked it up swearing one day I'll beat you up.