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​Shut Yo Legs

This song is by Hella Fly Cool Kids.

It's sad when somebody,
As young as yourself,
Is sellin your body.
I think you need some help.

Put on some pants
Pull up your shirt.
It's sad you go to skanky before flirt.

I know you think I'm a bitch.
I know you think I'm mean.
But for one night.
Can you keep on your jeans.

No need to take offence.
No need to tell your mom.
We're just tryin' to help you.
So just stay calm.

Shut your legs,
Lose some weight.
Come on girl it's not to late.
Put on some clothes,
Get off them drugs.
Before you send us in epic lulz.
Get off your knees,
Wipe off the dirt.
Please, but back on your shirt.

Your belly hangin' out
You're lookin' kinda odd
I think they can do without.
Your dirty fucking jobs.

You think you're really pretty
We think you're kinda sick.
You think you're all that.
Must you suck everyone's dick?

You think you're all that.
We think you're part male.
Put away the fat.
Your lookin' half whale.

You're willing to get,
In anyone's pants.
Even if there's no cock.
You still want it in your hands.

It's the summer, and you're wearin even less.
You keep thinkin' we all starin' at your chest

But in fact we're starin' at your facial hair.
I didn't know, it could grow there.

Shut your legs,
Lose some weight.
Come on girl it's not to late.
Put on some clothes,
Get off them drugs.
Before you send us in epic lulz.
Get off your knees,
Wipe off the dirt.
Please, but back on your shirt.

You have no friends on myspace.
Even Tom blew you off.
You have not a single comment.
Go back to your trough.

They say you're a slut,
But you're not even that.
No one would get with you.
Not even Matt.

We know you won't get it.
But we just tryin' to help you out.
So get off your knees
And shut your fucking mouth.

Shut your legs,
Lose some weight.
Come on girl it's not to late.
Put on some clothes,
Get off them drugs.
Before you send us in epic lulz.
Get off your knees,
Wipe off the dirt.
Please, but back on your shirt.

You look kinda trashy.
At least I don't fuck like ashley.