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This song is by HEATH, features Noob Saiboot and appears on the album Sex With Cacodemon (2004) by ​Heath.

Noob Saiboot:
Noob Saiboot!

Noob's a genius, a straight-up brainiac
My paralyzed brother is a wheelchair maniac
I'm the power behind global warming
Watching Star Wars, Palpatine made me horny
Grew for eyedrops, blow up rocks
Spy cops and show them my cyclops
A dark child, I have never seen the sun
You a jackass like Rhino Dan
I fuck up my own life with no limits
Drink booze and throw rocks at mimics
My loins are priceless on the black market
On the soccer field, my groins are the target
Niggas wanna fuck with me, I ain't letting
My crimes had ? Army sweating
Noob in two words, smart and strong
You know my vote goes to Al Sharpton

Heath:
OJ is not guilty (he isn't?), Heath did it
For me, it ain't a big deal to admit it
'Cause I live in a land of disapproval
I smile at my enemies and just cool off
I shave my head (daily!), fuck barbers
I'd rather shoot pool with the ugliest farmers
Juggle with pipe bombs, mingle with retards
Make those goofy bastards see the stars
To my palace, you ain't got no fucking access
Your dick will be met by my axes
I teach hip hop at the center
I'm known as the wicked style presenter
Even dead people hear what I'm saying
You only roll dice when roleplaying
I ain't Swedish, I even hate Ikea
The beatdown of Rodney King was my idea

Noob Saiboot:
Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Heath:
Wanna cut up a fucking riot, fuck with me
I put a hit on Dodi Al Fayed
That makes Diana's driver?
It just cause Diana was ugly here
The Hall of Fame is where I'm going
I want my face on a fucking coin
People don't know about my hard knock past
You know, Castro wanted my ass
I'm a scholar, yet uncivilized
Bitches are treated badly, never fucked thrice
I'm wise, so I do it to rental
The only case you'll ever carry is mental
I perform hit and runs with my tricycle (tricycle!)
My moves cause oceans to ripple
I'm pretty sure I was the chosen
Bought a Big Mac, all my French fries were frozen

Noob Saiboot:
On the Internet, the illest e-mail sender
I send them ads, sex with a blender
Never do anything that's uncool
My raspy voice makes shemales drool
And you still can't fool me, oh
But naked I look like Coolio
Fuck me, the world and fuck you too
False prophets come to me asking what to do
Other kids had dogs, I had a lobster
That's why I'm now a straight-up mobster
Noob's on the mic, place bets
I exit the club wearing metal bracelets
In my hood, slavery is a way of life
In my hood, niggas fuck neighbors' wives
I kill Whitey and that's it
I left my fucking firecrackers in Madrid

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain

Where the fuck is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
Niggas is insane, but still we maintain