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John Wayne Is Big Leggy

This song is by Haysi Fantayzee and appears on the album Battle Hymns for Children Singing (1983).

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John Wayne Is Big Leggy
Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Showdown

(Take me away)
He's as big as a ranch
(Take me away)
He's as tough as they come
(J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne)
(Take me away)
He's so long
(Take me away)
You know he's never wrong
(J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne)

He stands so high
It's enough to make any redskin cry
He knows what's right
And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white
Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

John Wayne in Lover's Lane
Making whoopee with his squaw
But his bullet belt, it starts a-gettin' in the way
It's a-making his life a bore
So she says to him, "Take off that thing
It's getting right between us"
"Now listen, honey, I can't do that
Not even for you, my sweetness"
"Now Big John, if that's a fact
Then how d'you propose we do our act?
If that's the way it's gonna be
Get the hell out of my tepee"

Now, speckled hen, just stop your squawkin'
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking
I know a trick we ought to try
Turn right over, you'll know why

He stands so high
It's enough to make any redskin cry
He knows what's right
And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white
Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and that sky

(Take me away)
John Wayne is Big Leggy
(Take me away)
John Wayne is Big Leggy
(Take me away)
John Wayne is Big Leggy
(Take me away)
John Wayne

He stands so high
It's enough to make any redskin cry
He knows what's right
And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white
Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Showdown
Showdown