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Engineer's Rap

This song is by Hard Drive and appears on the compilation Vince Emery Presents the Funniest Computer Songs (1989).

My name is Steve, and I'm here to say
I'm an engineer, that's what I do all day
My name's Bill, I like to add a line
I'm the worst engineer you'll ever find

Not worst, Huh! Baddest
I'm the baddest engineer you'll ever find
They call me Joe, the Software Man
I massage code like no one can
And I'm Rick, my friends, I program too
At a hundred bucks a line, I'll write one for you

Not worst, Huh! Baddest
I'm the baddest engineer you'll ever find
They call me Joe, the Software Man
I massage code like no one can
And I'm Rick, my friends, I program too
At a hundred bucks a line, I'll write one for you

We all calculate
And do design
Test that code
And deliver it on time