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​Stalker

This song is by Hannah Jane Fox.

See that man behind that tree?
He's spent seventeen hours just waiting for me and there's really no doubt he's in love with me
I really am his number one priority
You might call him a loser but I call him a friend 'cause he's the last man standing when the evening ends
He says 'baby I love you, won't you hear my confession?'
I say 'don't worry babe, I share the same obsession'

Yeah I got myself a stalker and he's not much of a talker but he's mine - I must have hit the big time
I got myself a fan, he follows me in a big blue van oh yeah, I must have hit the big time man

I just love the attention and his life's a mess
I wanna do it with a drummer in a borrowed dress and he's happy to let me 'cause he knows my address
And with some gentle persuasion he's gonna sell it to the press
I don't mind the heavy breathing on the end of the phone 'cause I've never been a girl who likes to be alone
And I'm comfortable sleeping knowing that he is peeping
We're two of a kind, we share the same obsession

Yeah I got myself a stalker and he's not much of a talker but he's mine - I must have hit the big time

I got myself a fan, he follows me in a big blue van oh yeah, I must have hit the big time

(So what do you do with his correspondence, hannah?)
I keep his letters by my bed - I like to re-read things that he's said
It's good to know I really count - -isn't that what life's about?
(What are you thinking?)
Close my eyes and count to ten he's still there when I open them
(Do you think you're lacking a role model in your life?)
You'd think I'd never had a dad - I think I never had a dad

Cooey - I know you're in there
Cooey - I've brought you underwear

The police want to get him, say he's gone too far when they found out he was sleeping in the back of my car
I said ?officer please, don't take him away, 'cause he's the only man I ever loved this way?'