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​Helena Montana

This song is by Hank Green and appears on the album So Jokes (2008).

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Helena, Montana (Helena, Montana)
Helena, Montana (Helena, Montana)

Gold and cows and chopping trees;
These are the industries
Of Helena, Montana.
They serve your eggs with butter
And there were Peeps in the gutter --
Oh Helena, Montana (Helena, Montana).

We played Frisbee at the capitol
And looked at lots of belt buckles --
Helena, Montana.
"Please check your guns at the door";
Fat guy in a candy store --
Helena, Montana (Helena, Montana).