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Keeping Two Chevrons Apart

This song is by Half Man Half Biscuit and appears on the album Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral (1998).

Well I'm not really worried about this,
But can some one please answer me this -
Apart from on commentary, where else on earth
Can you hear the word 'aplomb' being used?

I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North
(Good girl has broken my heart).
She took off with a youth from Rothersthorpe South
Now she's keeping two chevrons apart.

Keeping two chevrons apart,
Yes she's keeping two chevrons apart.
They say "Plenty more fish"
I say "Amoco Cadiz"
She's keeping two chevrons apart.

Sunday markets? You'll find Abergele's the best.
In her medium-sized launch tethered off Biarritz
She's keeping two chevrons apart.
Oh in her medium-sized lauch tethered off Biarritz
She's keeping two chevrons,
Keeping two chevrons,
keeping two chevrons apart.

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