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​Breakdance Beach

This song is by Hail Mary Mallon and appears on the album Are You Gonna Eat That? (2011).

I know a place hid away from the streets
From the cops and the heat and the fake-ass beefs
Where the waves and the sand and the spraycans meet
Breakdance Beach?
Breakdance beach!

(Aesop Rock):
Work all morn tryna make ends meet
By the A&P selling H and E
On a very slow day made his way to the sea
Fuck Playland
Breakdance beach!

(Rob Sonic):
Boardwalk ordering a steak and cheese
Gotta wait and see if the maître d'
Put the eggplant Sammy on the same receipt
Leg pants peace?
Breakdance beach!

(Aesop Rock):
Robot arms, caveman teeth
Argyle tracksuit, name-brand sneaks

(Rob Sonic):
Barfly bolted by the waistband brief
Eight cans deep in the same damn seat
Gucci frock on the space camp geek
Kick it, grape lady
"I can't breathe"

(Aesop Rock):
Might just start a breakdance fanzine
Great place for a skate ramp
Breakdance beach!

(Rob Sonic):
Jambox shorts and the tapes and beats
Train-crash screech like a stray banshee
Dr. Zaius: No way man's free
And apes can't speak on
Breakdance beach!

(Aesop Rock):
Um, yeah, we got a playpen breach
The assailant a well known Ray-Bans thief
Windmill on sand and a James Gang tee
Rain Man: Definitely
Breakdance beach!

(Rob Sonic):
Take Francine 'cause you're lame, Stanley
Good morning, USA, do the snake, then freeze

(Aesop Rock):
Take a breaker out the park, he the Great Bambine
Make him party at the waterfront, Jay Gatsby
No lifeguard, get your fake tan bleached
Then join us for a monumental baked clam feast

(Rob Sonic):
Nathan's theme party, dames can't tease
And stay fancy on
Breakdance beach!