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​Do The Hustle

This song is by Guttermouth and appears on the album Musical Monkey (1997).

Hey how did everybody get in my room
It's Saturday another perfect day
Till I hit the boardwalk
Headed towards the pier'
Your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way
50,000 jackoffs
All on rollerblades
Greased up dolphin shorts/wrist guards so it won't hurt
Your mediocre girlfriend
Hits a parked car yeah
Until the day/you learn to surf or skate
College jack o faggot
Sportin oakley shades
All on rollerblades
Crash helmets to be safe
All on rollerblades yeah
Crash helmets to be safe
Whoopie its fun to skate/I'll do a figure 8
Watch me do a circle
Going backwards down the stairs
Oh gee this is fun/looks like I better run
I4 guys on skateboards
Wanna ollie off my head yeah
This sport is so extreme/you roller disco queens
Goin' to do the hustle
At the roller wonderland yeah
She blades to shrink her thighs/so she can justify
2 all beef patties special sauce letuce cheese
Pickles onions on a sesame seed bun yeah
Neat neat I really think its neat
I'm stealing every trick from every
Skateboarder I meet
Neat neat I really think its neat
You stupid faggot roller bladers
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin fruit cake
I hope you break your hands
Roller wonderland
Cum guzzlin fruit cake
I hope you break your fucking neck