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​Teeny's Hair

This song is by Grant Hart and appears on the album Good News For Modern Man (1999).

Teeny's hair hangs down gently to her shoulder
She doesn't look any older
Than she did when she was young
There is a room filled with the stolen Mona Lisas
De Milo's broken pieces
That's where the pictures are hung

When he arrives all of the men with badges trust him
Take a Spanish door through customs
It's no crime, it is no crime
Ascending the stairs where you accept the Legion of Honour
And the mark of Cain is upon her
For all time, yes for all time

Take my knights away, sweep all my horses off of the table
Tell me strategies if you're able
Show me how the game can be played

We go to the place where all the re-named roses gather
And the bearded ladies lather
To be shaved, oh to be shaved

Lyrics by:

Grant Hart