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​The Fall Guy (The Unknown Stuntman)

This song is by Glen A. Larson and features Gail Jensen, David Sommerville and Lee Majors.

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.
It's a death defying' life I lead, I take my chances.

I die for a livin' in the movies and TV
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.