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​My Broken Friend

This song is by Futurama.

Bender: People say my broken friend is useless, but I say his mind is free. There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could beeeee...
Beck: Kick it.
Bender: Well, he could make a good
Bender and Beck: hat rack
Beck: He only has to stand there
Bender: Or a cheap
Bender and Beck: door stop.
Beck: He doesn't need to move.
Bender: Or a great, big,
Bender and Beck: giant thermos,
Bender: with a twist off top.
Beck: That would be good for soup.
Bender: He could be a storage closet.
Bender and Beck: For outdated pants.
Beck: I like 'em tight
Bender: My broken friend, could do it all.
Bender and Beck: Just give him a chance!
Bender: That robot has a tragic secret, that I'd like to share.
Beck: For real?
Bender: My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair.
Beck: Hm.
Bender: That robots name I never told you.
Beck: Who's that?
Bender: You could not forsee.
Beck: C'mon give it up.
Bender: I'll say it loud, and sing it proud
Bender and Beck: his name is you and me!
Bender: Don't melt me down into a crowbar.
Beck: It suffers alone.
Bender: Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs.
Beck: Hey!
Bender: Or toss me into a trashcan.
Beck: Bender, what are you doing?
Bender: just 'cause I can't cook your ham and eggs.
Beck: What are you doing?
Bender: Don't crush me into an anchor, just 'cause I can't jump and dance and sing.
Beck: Uh, no.
Bender: I'm telling you, my broken friend, put your hands in the air like you just don't care, I'm telling you, my broken friend can do almost anything! Yeah!

Audio from Can't Get Enough Futurama: My Broken Friend (MP3)