Frank Zappa:Valley Girl Lyrics

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Valley Girl
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

Like, oh my god! (Valley girl)
Like, totally! (Valley girl)
Encino is, like, so bitchin' (Valley girl)
There's, like, the Galleria (Valley girl)
And, like, all these, like, really great shoe stores
I, like, love going into, like, clothing stores and stuff
I, like, buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It's, like, so bitchin' 'cause, like, everybody's like
Super-super nice
It's, like, so bitchin'

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchin' clothes
Tosses her head and flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes "Are you into S and M?"
I go, oh, right
Could you, like, just picture me in a, like, a
Leather teddy
Yeah, right, hurt me, hurt me
I'm sure! No way!
He was, like, freaking me out
He called me a beastie
That's 'cause, like, he was totally blitzed
He goes, like, bag your face!
I'm sure!

Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

It's really sad (Valley girl)
Like my English teacher
He's like (Valley girl)
He's like Mr. Bu-Fu (Valley girl)
We're talking Lord God King Bu-Fu (Valley girl)
I am so sure
He's, like, so gross

Like, he sits there and, like, plays with all his rings
And he, like, flirts with all the guys in the class
It's, like, totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like, barf me out
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So, like, I go into this, like, salon place, y'know
And I wanted, like, to get my toenails done
And the lady, like, goes
"Oh, my god, your toenails are, like, so grody"
It was, like, really embarrassing
She's like, "Oh, my God, like, bag those toenails"
I'm like, "Sure"
She goes, "Uh, I don't know if I can handle this"
I was like really embarrassed

Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
And there is no cure

Like, my mother is, like, a total space cadet (Valley girl)
She, like, makes me do the dishes and (Valley girl)
Clean the cat box (Valley girl)
I am sure
That's, like, gross (Valley girl)
Barf out! (Valley girl)
Oh, my God! (Valley girl)

Uh-huh (Valley girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley girl)
That's right, Ondrya (Valley girl)
I know, it's like (Valley girl)
I do not talk funny
I am sure (Valley girl)
What's'a matter with the way I talk? (Valley girl)
I am a val, I know (Valley girl)
But I live in, like, in a really good part of Encino, so
It's okay (Valley girl)
(Valley girl)
So, like, I don't know (Valley girl)
I'm, like, freaking out totally (Valley girl)
Oh my God! (Valley girl)

Hi, I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley girl)
I'm getting my braces off, y'know (Valley girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really, like, a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm sure
Like, those things that, like, stick in your mouth
They're so gross
You, like, get saliva all over them
But, like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
You guys might see my smile
It'll be, like, really cool
Except my, like, my teeth are, like, too small
But no biggie
It's so awesome
It's like tubular, y'know
Well, I'm not, like, really ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm, like, into the, like, the clean stuff
Like, Pac-Man and, like, I don't know
Like, my mother, like, makes me do the dishes
It's, like, so gross
Like, all the stuff, like, sticks to the plates
And it's like, it's like, somebody else's food, y'know
It's like grody
Grody to the max
I'm sure
It's, like, really nauseating
Like, barf out
Gag me with a spoon!
I am sure!

Music by:

Frank Zappa

Lyrics by:

Frank Zappa and Moon Zappa

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