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Mr. Crump Don't Like It

This song is by Frank Stokes.

A- Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here
A- Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here
A- Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here
No barrelhouse women, cards 'n' drinkin' no beer
Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here

I told the Baptist sisters, jumped up an' began to shout
I told the Baptist sisters, jumped up an' began to shout
A-now the Baptist sisters jumped up an' begin to shout
Brother I'm so glad a-that a-whiskey voted out
Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here

I told the Methodist sisters, jumped up an' they had a fit
I told the Methodist sisters, jumped up an' they had a fit
I told the Methodist sisters, jumped up an' they had a fit
She was doggone sore we can't go in yet
So Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here

I told the Presb'terian sisters
Turned round an' begin to grin
I told the Presb'terian sisters
Turned round an' begin to grin
I told the Presb'terian sisters, turned around begin to grin
Lord, I b'lieve they'll start out to barrelhousin' again'
So Mr. Crump won't like it, ain't goin' to have it here

I told the deacon, looked around
Sister why in the world don't you hurt?
I told the deacon, looked around
Sister why in the world don't you hurt?
I said the deacon looked around, sister why don't you hurt?
I'd rather see you get drunk than wear these hobble skirt
Now, Mr. Crump don't like it

You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree
You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree
You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree
You don't like my fruit, let my orchard be
So Mr. Crump won't 'llow no

Recorded:

1927

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