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At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys

This song is by Five Iron Frenzy and appears on the album The End Is Near (2003) and on the album The End Is Here (2004).

Sandwich? Everyone like some sandwiches

I'm twenty-nine years old
Still wearing the wallet chain
Like I was twenty-eight
I'm wearing my vans right now
So high school kids
Will think that I can skate

I've got a degree in science
Yet shaking my fists in defiance
Anyway, I'm not cliché
I hardly own any ties

I may be old
But at least I'm not like
All those other old guys

I'm watching MTV for fashion tips
So I can say that I saw it first
Backwards hat, tattoos and goatee
Say I'm cool
Just like Fred Durst

I pay almost all my bills
I sleep on a futon still
Anyway, I'm not cliché
I hardly own any ties

I may be old
But at least I'm not like
All those other old guys

I may be old
But at least I'm not like
All those other old guys