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​Fat And Greasy

This song is by Fats Waller.

There is a fellow who I'm telling you
The biggest who...
He is too darn lazy to reach down and tie his shoe
He weighs a third of a ton, this big fat son of a gun

Talk about your Laissez faire, he's too inert to even care
Watch Him while he's Sitting There
Chunks Of Fat Hanging Over His Chair
Oil Just Oozing From his Hair
Fat And Greasy as a Bear

Man that fool is fat and greasy
Hot or cool he's fat And greasy
Here to here he's fat and greasy
Oh a big fat greasy fool

(They Say That) Sweet perfumes are made from fat
But not the kind that comes from this greasy cat
There's fragrance In his clothes
Seems like nothing you ever smelled in a rose

This cat is fat and greasy, very greasy and fatty watty
Greasy weesy weesy weesy, Hitty hilly. fat and greasy yeah!

Man that fool is fat and greasy
Hot or cool he's fat And greasy
Here to here he's fat and greasy
Oh A big fat greasy fool

He's got big fat Liver lips
Shakes like Jelly 'round his hips
He's a waddlin' wiggling shame
And his big fat what's it's name
Ha Ha! Look at that guy up there in the spotlight
Look who's calling names
When she got through dancing with this fool
Man she didn't smell the same

When he squeezes through the door
Wood Stocks creak in the floor
But he calls a gentle snore sounds more like a Lion's roar
Cause the fat is there and it is greasy
Greasy? did you say greasy?
Hoho my good ness... Big fat greasy fool yeah...