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​Cameltoe

This song is by FannyPack and appears on the album So Stylistic (2003) and on the movie soundtrack Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004).

Mm hm, that's right, uh huh
Mm hm, that's right, uh huh
Mm hm, that's right, uh huh
Mm hm, that's right, uh huh

Walking down the street something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt
Had spandex biker shorts that were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus, her pants were too tight
She musn't own panties, there were none in sight
She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie, a cameltoe

Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

Girl, that gotta hurt, take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring and making a fuss
Cannot believe my eyes, had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl? 'Cause it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
And public putting on and X-rated show
Grossing people out with your cameltoe

Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

First day of spring, by the looks of things
These girls done forgot how to dress
A little too quick wearing pum pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is y'all, right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every cranny and every nook
Better take a quick minute before you step outside
And check the area that's pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like Rubic
Take words of advice, it's not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep, don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the cameltoe

Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe
Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe

Pick it out, pick it out
Pick it out, pick it out
Pick it out, pick it out
Pick it out, pick it out

Pick it out, pick it out
Pick it out, pick it out
Pick it out, pick it out
Pick it out, pick it out