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You And I Are

This song is by Unknown Artist.

Stewie/Brian :
You and I are so awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be pals

Stewie- Do you want to go first?
Brian- Yeah I'll go
Brian- Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
Stewie- Oh you're one to talk. You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Brian- Oh, one time

Stewie- I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Brian- Oh, yeah, th-that's quite a nice do there
Stewie- Oh, thanks
Brian- For me to poop on
Stewie- What?
Brian- Oh, come on, you look like Charlie Brown
Stewie- Bite me, Snoopy

Stewie/Brian :
There's not a whole lot that we've got to agree on

Brian- 'Cause I like the strings of a classical score
Stewie- And I like that singer who looks like a whore
Brian- Ricky Martin?
Stewie- Love him

Stewie/Brian :
We're too different to ever be pals

Stewie/Brian :
You and I are
(Doo doo doop)
So awfully different
(Doo doo doop)
Too awfully different
(Doo doo doop)
To ever be pals
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)

Brian- Your head's as massive as a meteorite
Stewie- Oh, very funny. You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Brian- I'd bet money you'll marry a honey who's pretty and funny and her name will be Ted
Stewie- Oh, a gay joke
Brian- I just work with what you give me
Both- You might think we're in sync, but we stink as a duo
Brian- Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
Stewie- And you get a kick out of stroking your
Brian- Whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV
Stewie- What, ego?
Brian- Never mind

Stewie/Brian :
We're too different to ever be pals

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