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You've Got A Lot To See

This song is by Family Guy.

The sixties brought the hippie breed,
But decades later, things have changed indeed.
We've lost the values, but we kept the weed!
You've got a lot to see...

The Reagan years have laid the frame
For movie stars to play the White House game.
We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim,
You've got a lot to see...

The town of Vegas has got a different face,
Because it's a family place with lots to do...
Where in the fifties, a man could mingle with scores,
Of all the seediest whores -- well, now his children can, too.

You've heard it from the canine's mouth,
The country's changed, that is except the South, and you'll agree...

No one really knows, my dear lady friend, just quite how it all will end,
So hurry, 'cause you've got a lot to see...

The baldness gene was cause for dread,
But that's a fear that you can put to bed.
They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head,
You've got a lot to see...

The PC's age has moved the bar,
A word like "redneck" is a step too far,
The proper term is "country music star".
You've got a lot to see...

Our flashy cellphones make people mumble
'Gee whiz, look how important he is, his life must rule'...
You'll get a tumor, but on your surgery day,
Your doc will see it and say, "Wow, you must really be cool."

[Tom Tucker] There's lots of things you may have missed,
[Adam West] Like Pee Wee and his famous wrist,
[Cleveland] Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye.
[Neil Goldman] That awesome Thundercats cartoon,
[Diane Simmons] Neil Armstrong landing on the moon.
[Meg Griffin] Neil Armstrong -- wait, was he that trumpet guy?

So let's go see the U.S.A.,
They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay or Cherokee...
But you can forgive the world and its flaws,
And follow me there because you've still got a hell of a lot to see...
You've got a lot to see...