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You've Got a Lot to See

This song is by Unknown Artist.

The sixties brought the hippie breed
But decades later, things have changed indeed
We've lost the values, but we kept the weed
You've got a lot to see...

The Reagan years have laid the frame
For movie stars to play the White House game
We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim
You've got a lot to see...

The town of Vegas has got a different face
Because it's a family place with lots to do...
Where in the fifties, a man could mingle with scores
Of all the seediest whores -- well, now his children can, too

You've heard it from the canine's mouth
The country's changed, that is except the South, and you'll agree...

No one really knows, my dear lady friend, just quite how it all will end
So hurry, 'cause you've got a lot to see...

The baldness gene was cause for dread
But that's a fear that you can put to bed
They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head
You've got a lot to see...

The PC's age has moved the bar
A word like "redneck" is a step too far
The proper term is "country music star"
You've got a lot to see...

Our flashy cellphones make people mumble
'Gee whiz, look how important he is, his life must rule'...
You'll get a tumor, but on your surgery day
Your doc will see it and say, "Wow, you must really be cool"

(Tom Tucker) There's lots of things you may have missed
(Adam West) Like Pee Wee and his famous wrist
(Cleveland) Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye
(Neil Goldman) That awesome Thundercats cartoon
(Diane Simmons) Neil Armstrong landing on the moon
(Meg Griffin) Neil Armstrong -- wait, was he that trumpet guy?

So let's go see the U.S.A
They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay or Cherokee...
But you can forgive the world and its flaws
And follow me there because you've still got a hell of a lot to see...
You've got a lot to see...

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